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…. Now, if you know anything about boating, it usually involves drinking. Lots and lots of drinking. Not casual wine-sipping drinking, but dirty, sloppy, rum-sloshing, pirate deck-swabbing, bikini contest going, Jimmy Buffet singing (side note: even SINGLE boater I know loses their ever-loving mind when Margaritaville comes on), gnarly barefoot-stumbling, kind of drinking.

No, Not Even Wine with Dinner
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Not Even Wine With Dinner

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Joe Treetop
Joe Treetop

Written by Joe Treetop

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Ex-hash dealer turned writer and incurable satirist, leveraging a shadowed past of strange encounters and even stranger people to examine self and culture.

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